I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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