And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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