So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Randomize
