She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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