I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
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