I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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