You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Randomize
