And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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