Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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