that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Randomize
