I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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