i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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