just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
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