The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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