Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
Randomize
