anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
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