im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
sex in a hospital.. check
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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