We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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