I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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