I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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