I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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