it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Randomize
