i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
Randomize
