Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
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