love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I'm gonna fight the coyote
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
Randomize
