Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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