OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
If that was your dad, he is hot
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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