it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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