Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
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