Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
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