big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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