hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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