They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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