I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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