I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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