There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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