Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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