Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
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