We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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