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(636): View more from Missouri

I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand

(816): View more from Missouri

team rage. no explanation necessary

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.

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(614): View more from Ohio

Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE

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(218): View more from Minnesota

you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ

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(304): View more from West Virginia

I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

8===D

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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.

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(253): View more from Washington

Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?

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(778): View more from British Columbia

Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.

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