I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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