I want to walk on stilts...naked
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
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