i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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