Your tits are I can't wait for
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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