i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Randomize
