don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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