NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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