im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
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