Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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