Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
Randomize
