My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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