did you get engaged???
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
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