Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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