me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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