Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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