I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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