After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
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