if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Randomize
