Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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