it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
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